Ode to a Snob

Alex is a bloody fool
Does not know how to use his tool
Stuck on good ol' days of school
Boobies n cocksies make him drool
If he's the thread then I'm his spool

Alex is a little small
By brains he thinks he's conquered all
Never stumbles, never may fall
Every useful thing will stall
Never to answer, neither to call

But at the end of every day
To Alex my mind will sway
For snobby and annoying he may be
But no one better can I see
When comes to matters of the heart
And when to turn to a dear friend
Alex is your man, till the end.